Literally nothing of any importance happens in the Premiership over the weekend except for hot-and-cold Everton getting their go at knocking Leicester off their perch. Guardiola and his bag of drugs announce their long-anticipated move to United after the ritualistic sacrifice of Hannover on Saturday. The spectres of Redknapp and Sherwood hover over Stamford Bridge.

Not much else happening tbh. Good luck to all the #lads today.