1. People under the age of 60 that send you christmas card through the post are a bit smug aren't they

2. People who do the above and the card is printed versions of a picture their kid has drawn with 'designed by Olivia, age 23 months' on the back*. If I'm gonna put christmas cards up they should look beautiful and I'm sorry but those cards don't.

* not including ones that are the original artwork from the child that's actually quite