As brusma has reminded me, out of the blue, five years ago I borrowed a Doctor Who DVD boxset from DaisyFlower during one of xylopwn's open mic nights. I still have it. It sits, separate from my other DVDs, on top of the DVD player, as a reminder that it should be returned whenever possible. MY BAD. I am obviously happy to return it, and finally settle a tiny piece of anxiety that has been unsettling me for the past half decade.

Also, a copy of the V is for Vendetta book I borrowed from a then long-distance girlfriend. We broke up, I never saw her again. It's mine now.