Just one of those magical nights when the stars align to ensure that all good human beings feel joyous. Injury-ravaged Man City sail through the Group of Death as winners to secure an inevitable tie against PSG, beating the form team in Europe in front of a packed-out Etihad. Man United's £400m team are bounced out of their hand-picked group by the fifth best side in the Bundesliga and will now play on Thursday nights against the might of Skenderbeu, Gabala and Qarabag. Su-poib!