- Snipers on the roof, will randomly off one pedestrian a day with no recrimination, exit your house at own risk
- Underground bus system of some sort???
- Free delivery of avocados/pho/whatever London baby food is popular this week so you don't need to go outside
- Ban offices
- Glue every bicycle together so we get like a massive tandem going rather than them all dripping and drabbing and being cunts at traffic lights
- cheese wire at randomly selected zebra crossings
- blow up London

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