Why the fuck does the Sainsbo's one require me to tell it I'm paying with a card? If I put the card in the chip and pin identification number machine it prompts me to press the card button, it already knows there's a card there, remove this un-necessary step and let's get on with our lives.

Also last night the cheeky bastard swallowed my tenner and didn't acknowledge it.

Rank self service tills in this thread....

Tesco>Asda>M&S>Morrisons=Sainsbos