Had my Norwegian aunt (she's actually German) over yesterday and she had my cousin's 12 year old boy (my second cousin? some shite like that) in tow. The kid was very smartly dressed, very quiet, wasn't having much of my bantz (example bantz - what sports are you playing at school). After lunch he walked out the front door and started doing 'parkour' in my front garden and then in several of my neighbours' front gardens. Running up to their front room windows and then running and jumping over their walls. Climbing up on their window ledges, doing moves on their gates, walls and obstacles, that sort of shit.

I felt I couldn't just go out and bollock my cousin's son. But as my wife got increasingly irrate I grassed him to my aunt and she went out and bollocked him.

That's it. I hope you enjoyed reading it. If you didn't then I am sorry.