Jeremy Kyle - I'm on a day off and I've just seen a fella who's had his ears removed to look like a parrot. Would go crazy watching this every day though.

Sports - football aside, there's no reason to follow stuff like athletics or rugby etc apart from the major tournaments. Great to tune in to the Olympics or Wimbledon, wouldn't be interested in that type of thing all year round.

Coffee - alright in the morning, inferior to tea for the rest of the day.

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