Thoroughly deserved humping for Arsenal at Hillsborough. Can't really blame the kids, but some of the more senior players, particularly Flamini, Campbell and Debuchy played like people who were hoping for gardening leave only to be told they have to work their notice. Oh and everybody's injured, obviously.

Chelsea's schadenfreude-laden season continues apace. Apparently they've lost 6 out of 7 shoot outs under Mourinho. Weak.

Everton & Hull also through on penalties.

Man United have awarded Wayne 'The Big Waz' Rooney a testimonial, possibly in an attempt to trick him into retiring.

Anfield evacuated (just like 4:20 every Saturday lololololololol!!1!) after a man goes missing (sounds like Sakho lolololololololol!!1!) on a stadium tour (did he SLIP away? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!1111!!1!).

Hoffenheim have appointed a 28 year old to be their manager next season. #FeelOldYet