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What kind of monster would microwave a tiny horse?
I can't imagine.
But given that he was only 12" tall when he was born it must have been hard to resist.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/meet-microdave-britains-smallest-horse-6018055
In other news a KFC customer complained after being handed a pot of gravy with a label that read "fuck off"
A colleague has just bought me a Scream Egg.