had a mate round over the weekend for some curry. told him I'd got dinner covered, so bring snacks.

he bought a six bag of monster munch (pickled onion) some kit kats and ben and jerrys of some sort.

anyway, he got to my gaff about half an hour before I was serving up (he was 3 hours late, no text to let me know...but that's for another thread)

anyway -I said something about it being good timing as I was just about to put the rice on. cheeky cunt ate THREE bags of monster munch and a kit kat in the time it took me to do the rice.

I was FUMING internally. and rightly so. what sort of animal would eat crisps and chocolate right before a lovingly prepared meal? aat's who fucking animal, th

still pretty angry about it now, actually.

agreed?