I mean, cars are incredibly stupid things. Up until last week I thought the flashy expensive ones might be kind of cool in an aesthetically pleasing way but then someone gave me a ride in their BMW which cost 50 grand but everything inside the car was just really full of plastic and felt really tacky, like if the car hit a kerb it would shatter into thousands of tiny plastic fragments. Totally unreassuring and not what I expected.

Although I love watching Formula One and can appreciate the benefits of buses and need for good and work vehicles, but consumer cars are hugely rubbish. I have zero respect for them now. This includes crossing the road slowly and when I want to because why should I wait for crap cars? Make them wait for me. Fucking cars.