Given our resident Danish nutter's tiresome alt-accounts are out of action again i'll get one started for a change!

A pretty tasty weekend as all the big clubs play on Saturday for once. The early kick-off might be alright, Pulis goes back to Stoke, and the battle of the promoted billioballers could be goaltastic.

Few tidy Euro games we can pretend to watch aswell including Bayern Munich v Leverkusen, Monaco v PSG, Roma v Juventus, PSV v Feyenoord, and Sevilla v Atletico Madrid.

Newcastle 0 Arsenal 2
Villa 0 Sunderland 0
Bornemouth 3 Leicester 1
Chelsea 2 Palace 1
Liverpool 1 West Ham 0
City 1 Watford 2
Stoke 1 West Brom 1
Spurs 1 Everton 1

Southampton 0 Norwich 2
Swansea 1 United 3

Shoot...