http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/reasons-why-london-is-the-worst-place-ever

Turns out the worst things about London are:
- Baudy tourists and middle managers going out in central
- Clapham
- All the rubbish twee start ups
- Cyclists (ikr)
- Know it alls who obsess over pretending they go to the best places
- Pretentious shit
- It's too expensive

Has pretty much every type of DiSer covered huh