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The FA Cup Extra-Preliminary and Preliminary draws have been done, and here they are:
Extra preliminary round
Saturday, 15 August
Penrith v Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA
Silsden v West Allotment Celtic
Ashington v Albion Sports
AFC Darwen v Washington
Newcastle Benfield v Yorkshire Amateur
Nelson v Newton Aycliffe
Bedlington Terriers v West Auckland Town
Barnoldswick Town v Colne
Billingham Synthonia v Consett
Hebburn Town v Tadcaster Albion
Bishop Auckland v Shildon
Sunderland RCA v Guisborough Town
Crook Town v Dunston UTS
Holker Old Boys v Liversedge
Pickering Town v Thornaby
Seaham Red Star v Marske United
Garforth Town v Morpeth Town
Heaton Stannington v Norton & Stockton Ancients
Bridlington Town v North Shields
Whitley Bay v Sunderland Ryhope CW
Whickham v Padiham
Durham City v Thackley
Glasshoughton Welfare v Runcorn Linnets
Chadderton v AFC Liverpool
Congleton Town v Nostell MW
Alsager Town v Athersley Recreation
Winsford United v AFC Blackpool
AFC Emley v Parkgate
Ashton Athletic v Maltby Main
Penistone Church v Pontefract Collieries
Maine Road v St Helens Town
Handsworth Parramore v Staveley MW
1874 Northwich v West Didsbury & Chorlton
Barton Town Old Boys v Squires Gate
Abbey Hey v Worksop Town
Runcorn Town v Bacup Borough
Hemsworth MW v Armthorpe Welfare
Bootle v Atherton Collieries
Hanley Town v Shawbury United
Continental Star v Bolehall Swifts
Boldmere St Michaels v Rocester
Hinckley v Walsall Wood
Brocton v Stourport Swifts
Southam United v AFC Wulfrunians
Alvechurch v Heath Hayes
Tipton Town v Cadbury Athletic
AFC Bridgnorth v Wolverhampton Casuals
Malvern Town v Sporting Khalsa
Westfields v Pegasus Juniors
Gornal Athletic v Bromsgrove Sporting
Lye Town v Coventry Sphinx
Coleshill Town v Ellesmere Rangers
Cleethorpes Town v Brigg Town
Harborough Town v Shirebrook Town
South Normanton Athletic v AFC Mansfield
Shepshed Dynamo v Retford United
Bottesford Town v Rainworth MW
Kirby Muxloe v Heanor Town
Long Eaton United v Harrowby United
Loughborough University v Barrow Town
St Andrews v Clipstone Welfare
Radford v Sleaford Town
Quorn v Oadby Town
Bardon Hill Sports v Dunkirk
Ellistown & Ibstock United v Holwell Sports
Blaby & Whetstone Athletic v Leicester Nirvana
Walsham Le Willows v Godmanchester Rovers
Wisbech Town v Diss Town
Yaxley v Gorleston
Peterborough Northern Star v Newmarket Town
Haverhill Rovers v Mildenhall Town
Fakenham Town v Huntingdon Town
Eynesbury Rovers v Peterborough Sports
Swaffham Town v Thetford Town
Great Yarmouth Town v Norwich United
Deeping Rangers v Boston Town
Holbeach United v Ely City
Welwyn Garden City v Haverhill Borough
Hoddesdon Town v Sawbridgeworth Town
FC Romania v Whitton United
Southend Manor v Codicote
Wivenhoe Town v Tower Hamlets
Cockfosters v Burnham Ramblers
Hadley v Saffron Walden Town
Hertford Town v Kirkley & Pakefield
Debenham LC v Ipswich Wanderers
Bowers & Pitsea v Ilford
Basildon United v Sporting Bengal United
FC Broxbourne Borough v Brantham Athletic
Long Melford v London Bari
FC Clacton v Eton Manor
Hullbridge Sports v Hadleigh United
Clapton v Stanway Rovers
Stansted v Takeley
Enfield 1893 v London Colney
Felixstowe & Walton United v Barking
Waltham Forest v St Margaretsbury
AFC Hayes v Flackwell Heath
Wellingborough Town v Ashford Town (Middx)
Berkhamsted v Hanworth Villa
Oxhey Jets v AFC Kempston Rovers
Spelthorne Sports v Stotfold
Windsor v AFC Dunstable
Ampthill Town v Risborough Rangers
Rothwell Corinthians v Thrapston Town
Hillingdon Borough v Wembley
Northampton Sileby Rangers v Sun Postal Sports
Wellingborough Whitworths v Northampton Spencer
Newport Pagnell Town v Holmer Green
Biggleswade United v Desborough Town
Potton United v Bedfont Sports
London Tigers v Bedfont & Feltham
Tring Athletic v Leverstock Green
Bedford v Cogenhoe United
Raunds Town v Crawley Green
Harefield United v Long Buckby
Royal Wootton Bassett Town v Bracknell Town
Ardley United v Tuffley Rovers
Binfield v Westfield
Ascot United v Kidlington
Holyport v Milton United
Hook Norton v Frimley Green
Reading Town v Chertsey Town
Knaphill v Highworth Town
Chinnor v Hartley & Wintney
Thame United v Farnham Town
Abingdon United v Brimscombe & Thrupp
Cheltenham Saracens v Winterbourne United
Tadley Calleva v Guildford City
Highmoor Ibis v Thatcham Town
Badshot Lea v Camberley Town
Cove v Shrivenham
Banstead Athletic v Rochester United
Hailsham Town v Eastbourne United
Worthing United v Deal Town
Arundel v Raynes Park Vale
Horsham YMCA v AFC Croydon Athletic
Fisher v Corinthian
Crawley Down Gatwick v Chichester City
Tunbridge Wells v Glebe
Shoreham v St Francis Rangers
East Preston v Littlehampton Town
Horsham v Lancing
Colliers Wood United v Eastbourne Town
Redhill v Pagham
Holmesdale v Mile Oak
Selsey v Erith Town
Croydon v Sutton Common Rovers
Sevenoaks Town v Seven Acre & Sidcup
Cray Valley (PM) v Ashford United
Chessington & Hook United v Crowborough Athletic
Bexhill United v Loxwood
Ringmer v Beckenham Town
Lingfield v Canterbury City
Greenwich Borough v Lordswood
Epsom & Ewell v Erith & Belvedere
Horley Town v Wick & Barnham United
Christchurch v Cadbury Heath
Melksham Town v Cowes Sports
Longwell Green Sports v Folland Sports
Andover Town v Gillingham Town
Lymington Town v Bitton
Alresford Town v Bridport
Hamworthy United v Hallen
Amesbury Town v Bemerton Heath Harlequins
Hythe & Dibden v Moneyfields
Team Solent v Blackfield & Langley
Bradford Town v United Services Portsmouth
Cribbs v Bristol Manor Farm
Verwood Town v Newport (IW)
Almondsbury UWE v Fawley
Brockenhurst v Fareham Town
Bournemouth v AFC Portchester
Sherborne Town v New Milton Town
Whitchurch United v Wincanton Town
Horndean v Sholing
Buckland Athletic v Clevedon Town
Saltash United v AFC St Austell
Bishop Sutton v Street
Witheridge v Welton Rovers
Shepton Mallet v Plymouth Parkway
Bodmin Town v Brislington
Odd Down v Ashton & Backwell United
Barnstaple Town v Willand Rovers
Preliminary round
Saturday, 29 August
Whitley Bay v Heaton Stannington or Norton & Stockton Ancients
or Sunderland Ryhope CW
Bedlington Terriers v AFC Darwen or Washington or West Auckland Town
Ashington or Albion Sports v Durham City or Thackley
Pickering Town or Thornaby v Clitheroe
Bridlington Town or North Shields v Kendal Town
Bishop Auckland or Shildon v Penrith or Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA
Silsden or West Allotment Celtic v Whickham or Padiham
Sunderland RCA v Newcastle Benfield or Yorkshire Amateur or Guisborough Town
Seaham Red Star or Marske United v Lancaster City
Harrogate Railway Athletic v Spennymoor Town
Holker Old Boys or Liversedge v Crook Town or Dunston UTS
Billingham Synthonia or Consett v Scarborough Athletic
Hebburn Town or Tadcaster Albion v Barnoldswick Town or Colne
Nelson or Newton Aycliffe v Garforth Town or Morpeth Town
Congleton Town or Nostell MW v Handsworth Parramore or Staveley MW
Glasshoughton Welfare v Penistone Church or Pontefract Collieries or Runcorn Linnets
Hemsworth MW v New Mills or Armthorpe Welfare
Runcorn Town or Bacup Borough v Northwich Victoria
Alsager Town v Shaw Lane Aquaforce or Athersley Recreation
Ossett Albion v Maine Road or St Helens Town
Mossley v Bamber Bridge
Burscough v AFC Emley or Parkgate
Barton Town Old Boys v Droylsden or Squires Gate
1874 Northwich v Ashton Athletic or Maltby Main or West Didsbury & Chorlton
Abbey Hey or Worksop Town v Warrington Town
Winsford United or AFC Blackpool v Ossett Town
Brighouse Town v Bootle or Atherton Collieries
Chadderton or AFC Liverpool v Radcliffe Borough
Stocksbridge Park Steels v Farsley Celtic
Glossop North End v Prescot Cables
Goole v Sheffield
Trafford v Witton Albion
Market Drayton Town v AFC Bridgnorth or Wolverhampton Casuals
Gornal Athletic v Hinckley or Walsall Wood or Bromsgrove Sporting
Newcastle Town v Continental Star or Bolehall Swifts
Leek Town v Boldmere St Michaels or Rocester
Rugby Town v Lye Town or Coventry Sphinx
Coleshill Town v Stafford Rangers or Ellesmere Rangers
Malvern Town or Sporting Khalsa v Tipton Town or Cadbury Athletic
Chasetown v Evesham United
Westfields or Pegasus Juniors v Kidsgrove Athletic
Brocton or Stourport Swifts v Alvechurch or Heath Hayes
Southam United or AFC Wulfrunians v Romulus
Tividale v Hanley Town or Shawbury United
Carlton Town v Shepshed Dynamo or Retford United
Harborough Town v Quorn or Oadby Town or Shirebrook Town
Kirby Muxloe or Heanor Town v Ellistown & Ibstock United or Holwell Sports
Loughborough Dynamo v Basford United
Radford or Sleaford Town v Spalding United
Bardon Hill Sports or Dunkirk v Bottesford Town or Rainworth MW
South Normanton Athletic v Lincoln United or AFC Mansfield
Gresley v Coalville Town
Blaby & Whetstone Athletic v Belper Town or Leicester Nirvana
Loughborough University v Long Eaton United or Harrowby United or Barrow Town
St Andrews or Clipstone Welfare v Cleethorpes Town or Brigg Town
Haverhill Rovers or Mildenhall Town v Soham Town Rangers
Yaxley or Gorleston v Walsham Le Willows or Godmanchester Rovers
Deeping Rangers or Boston Town v Dereham Town
Swaffham Town or Thetford Town v Bury Town
Wroxham v Fakenham Town or Huntingdon Town
Wisbech Town or Diss Town v Holbeach United or Ely City
St Ives Town v Great Yarmouth Town or Norwich United
Peterborough Northern Star v Eynesbury Rovers or Peterborough Sports or Newmarket Town
Enfield 1893 or London Colney v Potters Bar Town
Waltham Forest or St Margaretsbury v AFC Hornchurch
Welwyn Garden City v Waltham Abbey or Haverhill Borough
Bowers & Pitsea or Ilford v Clapton or Stanway Rovers
Hullbridge Sports v Maldon & Tiptree or Hadleigh United
Harlow Town v Southend Manor or Codicote
Barkingside v Debenham LC or Ipswich Wanderers
Felixstowe & Walton United v Haringey Borough or Barking
AFC Sudbury v Ware
FC Romania or Whitton United v Hertford Town or Kirkley & Pakefield
Hoddesdon Town v Romford or Sawbridgeworth Town
Stansted or Takeley v Tilbury
Redbridge v Heybridge Swifts
Cockfosters or Burnham Ramblers v Wivenhoe Town or Tower Hamlets
Hadley or Saffron Walden Town v Cheshunt
Great Wakering Rovers v FC Broxbourne Borough or Brantham Athletic
Basildon United v Long Melford or London Bari or Sporting Bengal United
Thurrock v Royston Town
Witham Town v Brightlingsea Regent
FC Clacton or Eton Manor v Aveley
Wellingborough Town v Oxhey Jets or AFC Kempston Rovers or Ashford Town (Middx)
Harefield United or Long Buckby v Daventry Town
Beaconsfield SYCOB v Raunds Town or Crawley Green
Barton Rovers v Berkhamsted or Hanworth Villa
Biggleswade United v Chalfont St Peter or Desborough Town
Ampthill Town v Aylesbury or Risborough Rangers
Hillingdon Borough or Wembley v North Greenford United
Northampton Sileby Rangers v Leighton Town or Sun Postal Sports
London Tigers or Bedfont & Feltham v AFC Hayes or Flackwell Heath
Newport Pagnell Town v Windsor or AFC Dunstable or Holmer Green
Potton United or Bedfont Sports v Hanwell Town
Uxbridge v Wellingborough Whitworths or Northampton Spencer
Aylesbury United v Northwood
Bedford Town v Rothwell Corinthians or Thrapston Town
Bedford or Cogenhoe United v Spelthorne Sports or Stotfold
Tring Athletic or Leverstock Green v Arlesey Town
Kings Langley v AFC Rushden & Diamonds
Wantage Town v Didcot Town
Reading Town or Chertsey Town v Ascot United or Kidlington
Binfield or Westfield v Shortwood United
Badshot Lea or Camberley Town v Fleet Town
Marlow v Godalming Town
Abingdon United v Royal Wootton Bassett Town or Bracknell Town or Brimscombe & Thrupp
Ardley United or Tuffley Rovers v Bishop's Cleeve
Cheltenham Saracens v Holyport or Milton United or Winterbourne United
Cove or Shrivenham v North Leigh
Egham Town v Slimbridge
Highmoor Ibis or Thatcham Town v Tadley Calleva or Guildford City
Chinnor or Hartley & Wintney v Banbury United
Thame United or Farnham Town v Knaphill or Highworth Town
Hook Norton or Frimley Green v Burnham
Molesey v East Grinstead Town
Chipstead v Banstead Athletic or Rochester United
Worthing United or Deal Town v Horsham or Lancing
Sevenoaks Town v Sittingbourne or Seven Acre & Sidcup
Ramsgate v Tooting & Mitcham United
Folkestone Invocta v Fisher or Corinthian
Herne Bay v Peacehaven & Telscombe
Hythe Town v Chessington & Hook United or Crowborough Athletic
Tunbridge Wells or Glebe v Croydon or Sutton Common Rovers
Cray Valley (PM) or Ashford United v Hastings United
Holmesdale or Mile Oak v South Park
Whitstable Town v Walton Casuals
Three Bridges v Cray Wanderers
Bexhill United or Loxwood v Faversham Town
Hailsham Town v Arundel or Raynes Park Vale or Eastbourne United
East Preston or Littlehampton Town v Thamesmead Town
Crawley Down Gatwick v Chatham Town or Chichester City
Shoreham or St Francis Rangers v Horley Town or Wick & Barnham United
Ringmer or Beckenham Town v Greenwich Borough or Lordswood
Redhill or Pagham v Corinthian Casuals
Selsey or Erith Town v Horsham YMCA or AFC Croydon Athletic
Worthing v Walton & Hersham
Colliers Wood United v Whyteleafe or Eastbourne Town
Phoenix Sports v Guernsey
Dorking Wanderers v Lingfield or Canterbury City
Epsom & Ewell or Erith & Belvedere v Carshalton Athletic
Winchester City v Whitchurch United or Wincanton Town
Hamworthy United or Hallen v Andover Town or Gillingham Town
Longwell Green Sports v Cinderford Town or Folland Sports
Brockenhurst or Fareham Town v Yate Town
Horndean or Sholing v Swindon Supermarine
Bradford Town v Christchurch or Cadbury Heath or United Services Portsmouth
Melksham Town or Cowes Sports v Wimborne Town
Cribbs or Bristol Manor Farm v Lymington Town or Bitton
Bournemouth or AFC Portchester v AFC Totton
Bashley v Mangotsfield United
Almondsbury UWE or Fawley v Verwood Town or Newport (IW)
Hythe & Dibden or Moneyfields v Petersfield Town
Team Solent or Blackfield & Langley v Amesbury Town or Bemerton Heath Harlequins
Alresford Town or Bridport v Sherborne Town or New Milton Town
Shepton Mallet v Tiverton Town or Plymouth Parkway
Larkhall Athletic v Buckland Athletic or Clevedon Town
Saltash United or AFC St Austell v Bodmin Town or Brislington
Barnstaple Town or Willand Rovers v Bridgwater Town
Bishop Sutton or Street v Witheridge or Welton Rovers
Taunton Town v Odd Down or Ashton & Backwell United
My hometown Shirebrook may well be dark horses for the whole thing.