and they're funny, witty and gives you butterflies and all of that stuff. They're pretty much the perfect person for you and they feel the same way about you. You're doing heavy petting on the sofa and feeling them up, suddenly 'I love you' they awkwardly blurt out - 'I love you!' you reply, euphoria coming over you. You kiss passionately and head upstairs, knowing that the lovemaking to come would be the start of a beautiful life together. Then he/she tells you they can only get off if they can shit into your cupped hands. What do you do?