How are we all this evening?

I'm wallowing in the homeliness of chez mama douche, it is nice

My plan was to get my parental feed on. Unfortunately, contents of the fridge are:

2 bottles of prosecco
1 block of non-descript cheese
1 tupperware of unidentified black matter

This dinner is going to take all my culinary powers

Also, the dog has vertigo. He looks really pissed up