that in Florida, under state law, it is illegal for an unmarried woman to parachute on a Sunday?

Well there you go.

Now educate me please with facts.
*it's a slow afternoon
*I drank rancid milk by mistake earlier and have been stuck in a meeting swallowing my sick as it tried to come up
*my boyfriend is off today and has just announced to me that he's gone for a wee wander to Pets at home where i'd bet my hat he's buying more bird stuff and I'm in a mild panic that our home is turning into an aviary