few years back I was walking through town minding my own business, when I saw this guy legging it out of to maxx with a load of shirts.

he was running towards me, getting chased by a couple of security guards. I ain't no hero, so tried to get out of his way, but we did that thing where every step I took to avoid him was mirrored and he was eventually jumped on and nicked.

I felt really bad, apologised to him, then went on with my day.

So yeah, stuff like that