Tell me about your spyholes, spycams, cold nights stood in people's back gardens, stealing underwear from people's washing lines and other acts of general peeping tommery.

I watched a neighbour sunbathing out on a communal lawn, from my bedroom as a teenager. Think that's about it.

Come on don't be shy, being on (or deserving to be on) the Sex Offenders Register is nothing to be ashamed of.