You can only drink water and one of each of the following
soft drink
liquor
long straight alcoholic beverage (beer, wine, cider etc)
Cocktail

for the rest of your life.

Choose.

Squash is not allowed.

You are allowed to mix your drinks should you so choose, but you are not allowed anything extra.

(Cranberry Juice, Whiskey, Red Wine, Dark and Stormy is obviously the correct answer)