Barring a 19-goal defeat by Charlton this weekend (or a 1-0 defeat and a 19-0 victory for Middlesborough... or any permutation inbetween), AFC Bournemouth are in the Premier League next season for the first time in their history. Oilball or not, let labmonkey, JimmyHuntspill and wig manufacturers nationwide rejoice.

Hull City host Liverpool tonight. There's a row about ticket prices.

AOB?