wen u hav a brush wiv death "wo! dunt no how I survived that!" but then think mayb I din survive that in THAT reality but liek Im now livin in a spin off dimension wer I survived?

Cos 1 time I fell off sum railings drunk & ripped my jeans from arsehole to bollocks/penis but NOTHING got removed. Was actually amazing but then think, mayb ther is a reality wer my bollocks were torn off but I'm in a spinoff dimension wiv me bollocks?

U ev a think that?