I start a new job (hurrah! for those that remember it was the one I turned up to the interview 2 weeks early!) in 2 weeks time and want to make the best use of my last days of freedom. I have various commitments which means I can't go away (for more than 2 days anyway) and I live in the South East. Day trips? Things to do in London?

Any advice / what you would do / comedy suggestions all welcome