Kik, you're slowing down.

Something something the race for fourth!! Something something last night Boro, Norwich, Championship. Something something TIM SHERWOOD'S GILET. Something something Stevie G's birthday! Something something cheeky anti-bants bet on Big Thumb's likeable United to batter Chelsea 5-0, wahey!!

Am I doing this right? (Come on, this OP isn't any more of a car crash than most of them! ;D ) Might go and watch Skonto Riga v Gulbene.
AOB?