There was a time where this thread would have been started at about 3am...

United give the Noisy Neighbours a right good humping, with City's players pretty much giving up at 1-1 in a co-ordinated, squad wide display of anti bants. Peak Kompany is achieved with Big Vinny managing to injure himself, go to ground rashly and escape a red card for a terrible challenge all in one go.

Rob Green becomes the latest keeper to try and derail Arsenal's march to the Double, by gifting Chelsea some ill-deserved points. Poor Chris Ramsey shows remarkable restraint by not kicking Rui Faria in the bollocks. Gary Cahill makes Garth's Team of the Week...

Not much of note in the Prem on Saturday, other than Sherwood's Revenge and John O'Shea's stunning display of ineptitude in the face of Pardew's all-conquering Eagles.

Still tight at the top of the Championship with 4 sides within 2 points of each other chasing the automatic places and another 4 separated by a point scrapping for the last couple of playoff places.

Liverpool vs Newcastle tonight. Reckon the Toon might get a bit of a pasting.

AOBusiness?