You all know the format by now. I talk about how glorious it is. You slag me off. I share previous highlights like this:

'rowing can fuck off' - verbal, DiS, 2012
"Fucking gay. Go away": chris_is_cool, 2013
"Nobody cares... Hopefully I'll have had you banned for such SHIT THREADS by next year." - icouldwinarabbit, 2013
"Hopefully someone comes along in a fucking U-Boat and torpedos the cunts." - SenorDingDong, 2013
"i hope they all die and then all the posh people watching it kill themselves" - still_here, 2014
"They should close the Thames Barrier so that the water backs up and all the spectators drown." - marckee, 2014

Carry on in the same vein below, nothing could upset me more than slowly realising how the years have slipped away on this fucking website.