I watched the Blackburn-Liverpool game on my phone last night, it was rubbish. Man-of-the-match should probably have been the Blackburn full-back, I guess - seemed to have Sterling in his pocket most of the match.

Ibrahimovic gets a hat-trick, Suarez gets a double, and Ronaldo scores his 5000th goal in 200 games, but other than that NOTHING HAPPENED.

Any other Bournemouth?