you'd have to be a completely needy cunt to get one of these, right? RIGHT.

incidentally, I was playing tennis with my friend the other day and pretty much every time I went to serve, he was checking his watch.

I asked if he was pushed for time....turns out he was checking his emails! absolute cunt behaviour.

DiSers who will no doubt be buying an apple watch:

Plasticniki
Emo
Xclown
Budgie (r.i.p)
that other guy