"I'm investing in a king size bed"
"I'm investing in some new sunglasses" (actually said to me by a friend, I then clawed his eyes out so that his investment would not be fruitful)
"I'm investing in some truffle oil"

All bullshit obviously, it's just another way of saying you're probably spending more than you can afford. No one invests in anything. Houses - it's a fucking house, that you live in, not an investment. What a passionless way of viewing it. Investing in investments - it's just gambling for tories, now fuck off.