It's just a load of Apple rehashes, with some occassional gumpf about Google, Amazon and THE INTERNET thrown in, right?

That said, I enjoyed the column this morning on a guy who basically used 'technology' as an excuse to spy on his suspiciously young-looking girlfriend and cat, if only for this photo:

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/625/media/images/82065000/jpg/_82065842_da1d7c0f-338e-4cb2-bf03-57857e064c82.jpg