Hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it.

I've got a "significant" birthday coming up next week. My sister wants my bank details so she can send me money for it (get your 85% jibes in now). I don't want her money, ffs! She's got a house to fix up and a nearly two year old child and all I spend my money on is plastic fucking orcs and orc-related products. Keep your money! You'll use it better and I'm not comfortable taking it!

Is it just me and Royter that can't cope with receiving presents?