So finance woman sends me a snotty email saying, "look at these two forms: you've given them both the same name! What's going on? Why are you so incompetent?"

Then I was all like, "hey one of those forms was sent by someone else in a completely different department. And they just have the same date in the title - they're not even the same. Cock up: yours, not mine."

BOOM. 1-0 colossalhorse. The crowd goes wild.

Anyone else feeling smug about entirely pointless work bollocks?