I'm not one to complain (much) though, so let's have some positive ideas to enliven the boards:

1) Actually make creaky a mod, watch the chaos ensue
2) Get two (at least) Dissers to have an inappropriate snog at this weekend's Wethercrawl (volunteers?)
3) Get some real beeves on the go. Can zxcvbnm advise?

All other suggestions welcome.