A tepid looking Saturday bar City's latest spineless capitulation at Burnley, with most of the bottom half playing eachother. A couple of title race six-pointers in the Championship as Boro host Ipswich and Derby travel to Norwich.

Sunday ain't much cop either, United v Spurs should be spicy, and Celtic play Dundee United in the Scottish League Cup Final, but that's about it.

Virtually no lookers abroad this weekend. In fact, we should probably all just give it a miss entirely and get our box rooms painted or radiators bled or whatever.