Chelsea win both things on the same day and literally nobody anywhere gives one single shit about it.

JT is definitely not a racist: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=674709599306151

Liverpool and Arsenal march on towards their champions league place finishes, City and Everton continue to be the sides that literally never win when you want them to but always seem to when you don't.

Utd are still rubbish, Di Maria goes from being the star man as Real Madrid win la decima to being dragged after 45 minutes against fucking Sunderland for being completely and utterly abject. Falcao finally displays a bit of confidence by brilliantly winning a pen from agents Brown and O'Shea before it gets completely shot away again by immediately being replaced by Fellaini, urgh.

Everything else on Saturday looked shit and boring.

AOB?