A completely irrelevant Saturday save a Gelsenkirchen derby.

An absolutely monumental Sunday featuring no more than ten decent games, as City fluff their lines at Anfield, Arsenal host Everton, the SPL big two go toe-to-toe, Spuds and the Chavs battle it out for Milk Cup, Ajax go to PSV, Emirates humblers Monaco take on PSG, Simeone's charges go to Sevilla, Inter face Fiorentina, Porto and Sporting meet, and Real come up against a decent Villarreal side.

Shoot...