So yesterday was watching my cat from hell, if you've never seen it you really should. It is amazing, has a cat whisperer who always carries a guitar case but never plays it, loads of awkward pet owners overreacting about stuff and horrible cats to reinforce my hatred of them. What kind if idiot creatures are fooled by a feather on a stick/light on the floor?

Anyway, the woman said when she put her pyjamas under her pillow the cat would chew them and Jackson was like WHAT! Never heard if that, who the hell does that? And worst thing Mr S agreed.

Obviously only children and hospital bound people wear pyjamas but they do definitely go under your pillow right? RIGHT?