Tim Gilet makes his big debut as Villa host Stoke. Chelsea put two past Burnley. West Ham travel to WHL. Liverpool take half of Southampton's side of last season back to the south coast in what could be a guddun. United tiki-taka Swansea. Little of interest in the European leagues really.

We've got Newcastle and will probably be shite again. Been absolutely awful at home for quite a while now, and they've merked us hard on our own patch once already this season. Big rows behind the scenes between Pellegrini and the Spanish suits this week apparently, and the players already seem have one eye on Barca. 1-2.