I'm probably not going to bother dying.
I'm going to have one or or the other:

http://wtxf.images.worldnow.com/images/23754137_BG2.jpg

http://mytimemattersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/weird-tombstone.jpg

Design your own

For realz http://designyourheadstone.com/design-a-headstone-online-easily/

For lulz (albeit limited) http://www.futuregravestone.com/

Fuck off etc