If you had to, like. (If you live in a village or tiny town then you can pretend you live in a bigger nearby place)

3 things I'd show people in Tunbridge Wells:
- The Pantiles - point of interest, minor tourist draw, quite nice to look at and some good bars/restaurants
- The Opera House - a Wetherspoons in an old opera house, well nice interior and cheap drinks
- Trinity Theater - really it's just an old church but it's pretty.