God we're shit.

Can City ever be considered the real deal all the while they fail to retain a title?

Chelsea probably win 2-0 routinely? Nobody bothers to check or watch the highlights or anything.

Harry Kane is good (but not real obviously)

Pearson intimidates his way into keeping his job

Boubacar Barry is a master of all of our hearts after some exemplary shithousery in the AFCON final shootout and then netting the winning pen, superb.

AOB?