Can't believe it's gone 11.00am and no one's started a weekend football thread. What happened to the glory days when Kik would get these going at 4.00pm on a Friday?

Anyway, there's one of the traditional big derby games on today - Everton v Liverpool. Hope Everton batter them tbh, but that's unlikely. Meanwhile, Villa and Hull look likely to roll over for Chelsea and Manchester City respectively, so there's little prospect of change at the top. Today's other meaningful derby sees Ronnie returning for Real against Atletico.

AOB?