I will open......
concerning the re-occurring DIS thread theme of
'Do you stand or sit, to wipe'

Sitters main objection to the standers seems to revolve around the idea that by standing, cheeks are squeezed together, thus squeezing the muck about and making it more difficult to clear up.
The ANSWER to this, is that you can stand up thus
'lean forward......till you are on your feet.....yet arse is still spread, as if sitting......THEN wipe,,,,,,,hey presto, no squeezing and spreading......also no hand/wrist brushing loo seat/loo in an atempt to fit your hand into awkward space'

PS I can fully appreciate that car mechanics who work on engines would probably be able to pull off the sitting wipe quite successfully.

Now its your turn......clear up some ongoing dis mess