UPBEAT THURSDAY THREAD

Do you have a pointless job? I think I do.

Zero days since a DiSer yada yada...

Also, since most of these threads have a related Guardian link, have this one?

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/06/too-many-of-us-in-pointless-jobs-but-dont-despair

Slightly contrary to the thread title, but hopefully more productive, please list out some non-pointless jobs below. Thanks!