A weekend of cupsets continues with Aston Villa actually scoring a goal. West Ham safely through, as are Arsenal courtesy of Tomas Rosicky just being a thoroughly great lad.

The weight of being magnanimous for 5 minutes proves too much for Mourinho who spends the rest of the weekend pushing his players under that bus of his

Daniel Sturridge might play for Liverpool tomorrow night. Kerrrrazy Mario Balotelli sounds like he's been well and truly frozen out by The Educator

Juan Roman Riquelme hangs up his boots and jogs, extremely slowly, into the sunset

Sounds like Gabriel to Arsenal and Eto to Sampdoria should both be done today. Apparently Eto'o's contract includes an option to be President (of what I'm not sure) when he retires. Lovely stuff.

Any AOB?