where someone rings a takeaway, orders food, asks them to repeat the order to make sure it's correct but then interrupts them just before they start listing it and says 'hold on a second i'll just ask my friend if he wants something' and then puts them on hold whilst they ring another takeaway and then un-holds the intial takeaway and puts it on speakerphone aimed at the 2nd takeaway is one of the funniest things of all time