What were some of the strangest or most outlandish tales / claims from the school bullshitter.

At primary school there was a kid who was adamant that he had invented the saying "What goes up, must come down". Which is just fucking weird.

At secondary school a wannabe gangster called Pavendeep wanted everyone to think he had all these underworld connections. His favorite thing to say was "One phone-call and the Queen's dead"

Also there was a guy who used to tell us his Dad was Georgio Armani or one of those designer people. We all knew his Dad run a double glazing shop in Richmond