If Arsenal have finally become self-aware and actually acted on it we could all be in trouble.

Chelsea somehow manage to be the most boring champions of all time despite bagging five and starting after 18 seconds

Southampton prove that the top-4 get all of the big decisions as they cheat their way to retaining third place

Utd participate in the latest of Dom Joly's hidden camera shows by bunging Phil Jones on corner duty, playing Di Maria up top and continuing with the car crash that is Wayne Rooney as a central midfielder. Falcao misses a hat-trick's worth of chances but should keep RvP out of the side on sheer effort alone.

Vintage horror tackle in Argentina this weekend: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2915516/Boca-Juniors-Racing-Club-friendly-marred-horror-tackle.html

AOB?