How do I dump my housemate? He's a decent fella, but my god is he an idiot.
He can't cook for shit, stays in his room all the time, complains about being left out when anyone does anything without him, and when drunk will tell you that he loves you and be quite creepy with any girls. He also plays FIFA really loudly and burned my bacon pretty badly, with the excuse that 'I don't know what bacon looks like when its done.' The bacon was black and near inedible, and the kitchen filled with smoke.

A key issue of late is his electric heater. He claims it costs 1p an hour which is bollocks. We got through £20 of electricity in a week, while that would normally last us 2 weeks. I came into his room yesterday and he was Streaming football on his laptop, playing FIFA on his 40 inch tv, and had the fucking heater on. His room was like a sauna.

So what me and my housemates wish to do is ditch the idiot and live in a house ourselves next year. If we do this we need to break it to him in the next 3/4 weeks, but this also means living with him until June with him knowing that we don't really like him. We may end up living with him next year because of this situation.

I can put up with him, but i'd really rather not.

Send Help.